Privacy Policy
SNAIRK is a static parody site. It collects nothing and sends your data nowhere.
The short version
SNAIRK is a static site: HTML, CSS and JavaScript with no server-side application behind it. There is no account system, no database, and no form that sends data anywhere. There is also no AI. The replies you see are canned jokes written in advance and picked at random in your browser.
What you type
Whatever you type into the demo chat stays in your browser tab. It is never sent to us or to anyone else, and it disappears when you reload or switch AI.
Personal data
None is collected. We don't ask for your name, your email, or anything that identifies you.
Cookies and tracking
None. No analytics scripts, no tracking pixels, no advertising networks. The browser storage the site does use is described on the Cookies Policy.
Hosting and third parties
This site is hosted on GitHub Pages. GitHub, as the hosting provider, may log standard web server data (IP address, request path, timestamp) under its own privacy policy. That happens at the infrastructure level and is not something this site controls or receives.
The footer logo is loaded from StuxieDev's own media host (global.media.stuxie.dev). Fonts are served from this site, not from Google. If you click 69 times, the page plays a short sound file from media.stuxie.dev. Those requests are ordinary image and audio requests; nothing is attached to them.
Satire and the companies it parodies
SNAIRK is a parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to OpenAI, Google, Anthropic, xAI, Microsoft, Perplexity or Meta, and it never talks to any of their services. See the Disclaimer.
Children
This site doesn't knowingly collect information from anyone, children included. It doesn't collect information from anyone at all.
Changes to this policy
If this policy changes in any meaningful way, the dates above will be updated.
Contact
Questions about privacy? Contact legal@stuxie.dev.